Pilot

Hi, I'm Jen.  This is me with no hat on.  Jen with no hat is pretty ordinary. I go to work, I go to the gym (oh no, I am not at all athletic, and I don't do it for fun. Except swimming.  I like swimming), I come home, do homework, and go to bed.  But sometimes, when I have a little bit of free time I put on a hat.  I have my Minecraft Hat (a shiny diamond helmet), a WoW hat (a chain mail coif), an SCA hat (for giggles let's pretend that it's one of those tall cone hats with a scarf coming out of the top), my work hat (a WWI helmet), and my favorite, then Shenanigans hat (I don't know quite what this one looks like yet, but it is amazingly awesome).  Most of my posts will be about exciting wonderful things that I do whilst wearing said hats.  Normal people, whoever you are, I am not for you.  You may move along to the next blog, where you can read about food porn and whatever happened on the Kardashians last night (are they even still on? I have no idea). I am geeky to the core, and happy to be so. I will totally bask in your Dr. Who references and squee about any new Star Wars movie though.  But mean people, I will send you to the island.  That is where I wear my evil hat.  It is one of those beenies with a propeller.  Oooooo! Look, a spell check button.  You lucky dogs, you don't have to guess what word I'm trying to use.  However, I generally write things late at night, so don't expect me to use it all of the time.  I also have some made up words that I use all of the time.  Like Squee (although that one is pretty standard) and Shmer. Shmer has many meanings, so I generally try to note which Shmer I am using at the time.  Oh, and I don't use paragraphs unless I am being graded on them.  This is how I think.  It is all in one big jumble where one idea flows into the next, and they are all as convoluted as a George R. R. Martin plotline.  My mom is reading those books by the way. I have to say that it messed with my head a bit. I mean, there are some things that a mother should not even know about.  George R. R. Martin books should be on that list.  I wonder if the Queen has read them.  I wonder who would be her favorite character. I'm going to amuse myself and imagine that she likes Tyrion the best.